I often amuse myself by hiding my big, buff, weapon-laden, intimidating assassin amidst a gaggle of courtesans and watch as the guards are utterly stumped.
“Its him. Kill him!”
“Are you crazy? Assassins can’t dance.”
Ok, the smile MAKES that image! also I actually saw the hood first so the demotivational argument is invalid…
Seriously though, where did he go?
Nice! Nothing like attractive ladies to distract the guards. Doing that in AC was hilarious every time, especially in high security areas. And the face that GaMERCat makes in the last panel is priceless.
You know what’s funnier?
Oh, escuse, missere, have you seen a heavily armored man in white robes and a red cape with the Assassin insignia on his belt? He was carrying a ton of throwing knives, smoke bombs, crossbow bolts and Hidden Gun bullets, quite like you are. Except he wasn’t sitting down.
Oh, there he is! let’s get that wanted man! what’s that? he tore down four of the seventy-six posters in the entire city of Rome? better let him go.
LOL. I have to check Taptastic!
In the guards’ defense, the girls do have cat ears.
Cat girl courtesans are the bestest thing ever
I have no idea why this is so amusing….. XD
He could be disguised as any of those women; we should take them all in for ah… special interrogation.
“smile and wave, girls, smile and wave”
Hilarious, and oddly disturbing XD
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